I am fantasising about jetting off to a Greek Island to feel the hot sun warm my skin as I emerge from the cold, crystal clear sea.
The only packing I have done is my hospital bag, but who am I to spoil everyone else's fun, so here are my beauty holiday essentials.
Elizabeth Arden Pure Finish Mineral Bronzing Powder
I hail this up to the heavens as the best bronzer I have used in years. It is sparkle free and therefore natural looking, blends in an absolute dream and the colour enhances just about every complexion. Bravo Liz.
Korres Yoghurt Cooling Aftersun gel
Divine. I keep this in the mini bar so it is icy cool on my skin post shower.
Dermalogica Multi Vitamin Power Recovery Masque
Even I, the most cautious of beauties, have turned a little hot under the collar after an over enthusiastic day in the sun. This, my friends, makes your skin forgive all your sins. Burn? Moi? As if.
Organic Children No Scent Sun Lotion SPF 20
For babies and kiddies with sensitive or eczema prone skin, this is the best, and trust me, I have slathered Miss P in many.
Kerastase Soleil Bain Apres Soleil Shampoo and UV Defense Masque
I, for one, cannot pull off the Gisele-like beach head hair. I go more seaweed than surfer wave. This combination ensures any green tinge and frightful frizz is kept at bay.
Essie nail polish in Foot Loose
I am an all year round nude kinda gal (nothing says well groomed more than a well filed buffed up bare nail), but when the sun shines, so do my toes. This shade says it three - fun in sun!
MAC Tinted Lip Conditioner SPF15 in Gentle Coral
Fling in the beach bag. The hint of sheer colour makes you feel that bit more glam poolside
Nars The Multiple in Malibu
Holidays liberate you from your make up bag. Take this to dot on your cheeks eye lids and lips plus a waterproof mascara and leave the rest at home.
Christian Dior Diorshow Waterproof mascara
Fat lashes ahoy! Don't faff about with spindly brushes. Sweep this on with wild abandon. I, for one, will flirt with no other flutter.
And not forgetting the boring bits:
Sun screen: I love La Roche Posay and Clarins
Wipes: Seriously is there anything worse than applying sun screen with sandy hands? No.
Hair ties and clips: A Big N.O. to heated appliances - they encourage frizz in the heat plus all that effort to blowdry will be a fat waste of time as soon as humidity gets its way. Go with your hairs natural texture and play with plaits, buns and ponytails.
Mosi spray: Neals Yard Remedies Citronella Spray. natural and effective
Chanel Shades? Check.
Melissa Odabash Big straw hat? Check.
Pucci Roomy beach bag? Check.
Diane Von Furstenburg bikini? Check
Missoni kaftan? Check
Miu Miu gladiator sandals? Check.
Well I did say it was a fantasy!
Happy Holidays xx